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Hi visitors from fohguild dot org. I saw 300 hits from one source in two days and figured "spammer" but apparently not. So ... uh ... what's a fohguild?

Hey FoHGuy. Yeah I sort of understood that. I mean, my traffic stats tell me the fucking post linked to me. DUH!!! The thing is, WTF is "fohguild". Near as I can tell, it is has something to do with another lame-ass WoW knock-off.

By the way you're a doosh bag.

Hi SeriousisSerious. Yeah actually no problem, but I must correct you a wee bit. A douche bag has value, unlike an idiot who points out the obvious. You, for example, have pointed out the obvious.

So here's what I've figured out by "clicking on shit". Being like totally edumacated by a fucking asshat doosh bag moron monkey fucker eh? "Fires of Heaven" is a lame ass total fucktard internet experience where men who wish they could suck dick but are too shy to offer a sailor a blow job for fear of getting their puny little ass pounded into the pavement congregate and pretend they are real men with shiny armor and awesome powers.

Am I close SeriousisSerious? If not please inform me. I would be more than happy to respect and value an inform explanation to "what is fohguild" ... but I'll be damned if I'll humor a retarded basement dweller who actually has the fucking audacity (it's a word - google it bitch boy) to presume I am unfamiliar with the idea of clicking on shit.

OMFG where were you in the early eighties when clicking on shit meant working for your text page? Probably still suckin' on your mamma's titties ... you and most of the fleet in port eh? Don't talk down to me you stupid fucking cunt. You're a visitor here and you have no right to free speech. I own this fucking domain name and have done so for longer than you've been out of diapers. er ... yeah probably not but whatever - it's my rant so I'll pretend you wore diapers seven years ago You wanna be a smart little turd? You'll go away and never come back. You wanna be stupid and you'll try to talk shit with me.

OTOH if you want to help me learn what fohguild is all about you'll type a coherent sentence prior to clicking the submit button. Honestly, I can't really make out more than "it seems to be one of the WoW-type things". But Fires of Heaven doesn't make sense to my mind. Like, being old and all, I thought hell was fire and heaven was ... cotton fucking candy and chicks in togas. Or something like that.

Whatever. It'll all be over when that cock sucking back sliding asshole wins the election and John McCain falls into the dustbin of history. Then I'll go back to million dollar solutions for a billion dollar company and you, SeriousisSerious, will go back to rolling your eyes and imagining you're fucking awesome when your mommy reminds you that you are supposed to pick up the dog poop and take out the trash before you use the family computer.

And now you know what happens when mindless fucktards act like an asshole on someone's personal domain. If anyone from fohguild wants to clue me in about FoH then yeah I'd love to learn. OTOH if someone from FoH wants to act like a used condom then you'll get what you deserve.

Stupid fuckers.